the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

Two kinds of people.

(Source: narcotic, via sherlockianbatch)

The Hobbit chapter by chapter: Chapter 1: An Unexpected Party

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beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

(via lexeilou)

Watching Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone and Dumbledore is awarding Gryffindor house all these points and Snape is just so fucking done with this school.

(Source: ohsofili, via tossme)

stupidpekopon:

Do you have that one OTP where you love them so fucking much, that you just can’t, in all kinds of form, ship them with any other character and it hurts your soul just thinking of either one being apart or with another character? 

(via rosetylered)